Whiskey River Soap Co. – Soap for I Don’t Math, 6 oz, Key Lime PI Scented

• Net Weight: 6oz.
• Scented: Key Lime Pie
• Back Reads: Numbers give me hives – This is why calculators exist – And fingers… and toes
• Front Reads: Smells like tipping fifty bucks on a thirty-dollar check – But really, is anyone complaining?

Scent Name:I Don’t Math Sorry, people I don’t math. So quit asking me dumb
things like how long has it been since I graduated and will you get the tip.
Hello? How the F should I know how much to tip? I mean, I’m not a jerk, so I
typically just match the amount on the check, plus a few more tens. And I’m
pretty sure I’m doing it right. I always get fantastic service. Front Reads:
Smells like tipping fifty bucks on a thirty-dollar check But really, is anyone
complaining? Back Reads: Numbers give me hives This is why calculators exist
And fingers… and toes Scented: Key Lime Pie Net Weight: 6oz. Note: Because
all soaps are handmade no two bars are identical.